I’m SOOOOOOOO sorry :(((( May 18, 2008
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I am
So
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
sorry that I haven’t been posting
I’m SOOO BUSY
and my hits are friggen DROPPING as i type.
My best friend is a TOTAL female dog, and i just need to rest, and just be me.
I honestly do not need her anyways.
Anyways,
Please please please comment.
I’m having a tough time and I need some advice.
So please, help me.
<3333 xxxooo,
Hilly XDDD
Stuffizizizes and more OMG CHICKENS! May 7, 2008
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HEYY!
I found some awesome vocals on Youtube and i thought i’d share then with you…\
She’s fricken SIXTEEN! She’s AWESOME!
ALSSO…
We have 10,000 hits finally.
I am going to add a new admin. On this post, please tell me:
*Your name
*Your CP usrnme
*Your wordpress usrnme
*Your favorite song
*WHy you should be an admin
*What you would do with the site
*Your email address
Thanxxxx!
I will choose an admin on may…eeer.. let’s say may 15th, in eight days, okay? So please apply.
xxxooo <3333,
Hil
OMG CHICKENS! May 2, 2008
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WOWZERRRRZZZ!
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I have NAWT written in SO DAMN LONG!
I’m soooo sorry!
I <333333 this site, and i PROMISE you unless i quit, i’ll update every week if i have time!
ANYWAYS! In about 8 minutes i have to leave for an overnight trip! We’re driiviing up to ***** Park, which is up in the mountains. We’ll be up there all night today, and all day tomorrow.
Boy and girls are in separate dorms, and no parent’s are allowed. Only teachers.
UUH…
I made BOTH travel lacrosse teams and imma have the BEST SUMMER EVER!
UUH… I’m sorry Bob The Builder will have a new LONG chapter soon. PROMISE. I take forevs, but it’ll be here.The BEST in the book. The LONGEST in the book. the SEXIEST in the book. JKJK about that last one, i just want you to read it.
UUh…
My hit’s have TOTALLY dropped lately. Add my to your blogroll, you’ll be on mine. just please, please, please help me get my hits back.
UUh…
Today’s my best guy FRIEND’S birthday, and i haven’t wished him happy birthday ALL DAY LONG. He’s sooo pissed @ me. We’re suprising him at 2 Am tomorrow morning. Our other guy friend is letting us in, and we’re gonna wake him up with a “quiet” blowhorn, and throw a party. And we asked the teachers, and they said YES.
UUH…
like the title?
xxxooo <333,
Hil
Here’s the story… April 15, 2008
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Seeing that rarely post I think I am going to say why.
Lacrosse is the sport of my life. It is awesome, and it means the world to me. On Sunday ((last sunday)) I had a tryout for a very competitive team. I made that team. I have another tryout this Sunday, hopefully I make both competitive teams. ANYWAYS. If you see me on bribble, you’d understand a little more.
My best friend and I are really busy lately. We both have boyfriends and our other best friend doesn’t. So we don’t honestly know what to do about THAT little bit of information. Anyways, we’re happy, and we just want her to be her old self. She’s always saying how our boyfriends are more important than she is but they’re NOT. Friends come before boyfriends. ALWAYS. We made that promise in 5th grade, and i havn’t broken it. Hopefully i never will.
School is really really boring. I hate my Math teacher. He always says I’m doing something wrong WHEN IM NOT. I hope he stops soon. And hhonestly, i hope he doesn’t come bac next year.
Poor little 6th graders might have to suffer what i suffered through this year when i was a 7th grader. :cries: XD
I hate being popuular right now. It’s ruining my life. I mean, I’mnot one of those prissy girls who cares about shoes and sheet, but honestly, I’m tried of having to do everything perfectly. I want to run in the halls, I want to have a life, too people! If only they would bak off so I could have so stupid SPACE! I like to be free. But everywhere i feel like I’m in chains. I want to be looked at like I’m from Mars at least ONCEE this year. But i don’t want to be a loser. IDFC anyways.]
I think I need a frappichino right now. HEYY let’s talk about my favorite foods/ drinks! I LOVE LOVE LOVE skittles. YUMMIIIZIES////. I love Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry vinalla. I don’t think they make it anymore though… Somoas or however they’re spelled are the best girl scout cookies ever. I also love apples, bananas, and plums =D OH and carrots. I also enjoy starbucks and smoothies from juice stop. I love Sour Gummy Worms too. Yummizies. Also i lov Diet Peach and Raspberry Snapples. YUMM>
I recently started this leave in conditioner and my hair is really smooth. Had to add that. XD
UUh yeah if there’s anything else u wanna klnow comment.
xoxo,
Hil
Good songs. April 11, 2008
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Heyyyyyness.
I’m going to write a post about my favorite songs and why i like them. THESE ARE NOT IN ORDER.
MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE SONG::
WHat’s not to love???
Gallery- Mario Vazquez
I like this song because.. well the vocals are good and…well… it’s a good song.
Shut Up- Black Eyed Peas
I like this one cuz Fergie has the best voice in this musical era. ANYWAYS my favorite line is when he goes: “Who the hell what the hell is goin down?” IDK why but it’s good.
Cyclone- Baby Bash ft. T-Pain
I like this one cuz it’s a really good song and i love the music. Mhmm.
Hypnotized- Piles ft. Akon
Good vocals
This is Why Im Hot- Mims
It’s just cool.
The Killers- Mr. Brightside
Good “story line” and overall, it’s awesome.I know every word.
Baby Boy- This is the Way I Live
Nice beat
Sean Kingston-Take You There
Good. That’s it. XD
Fergie- Big Girls Don’t Cry
She has an amazing voice.
Santana- Into the Night
I love the solo in the beginning. ((guitar))
MORE ARE COMING!
IM BACK! April 3, 2008
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IM BACK!
NOW U CAN TELL ME HOW DEAD THE INTERNET IS WITHOUT ME! lol
Leaving for 3 days. March 31, 2008
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Heyness!
Well I have to go on Vacation during spring break. I’ll be bac in three days, no worries.
I do not expect any posts, unless rattybor wants to post.
When i come abck i will write two new chapters for bob the builder.
they’re gonna be great.
I’ll see you then!
xoxo,
Hil
PLEASE DO MY WORD SEARCH:::::
http://www.quizilla.com/games/wordsearch/index.php?gid=33729&game_type=10&color=4
I MADE A LIST OF STUFF TO DO AT GROCERY STORES! March 29, 2008
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This list was made by Coolhil90. The Wal*Mart one was not. DO this stuff at your local grocery store. I have not done it YET but i will.
1. Grab a cart. FIll that cart with as much flowers as possible. Go up to an old guy/ girl ((depending on your gender)) and say: “Honey, these are for you.”
2.Juggle some oranges then grab a carton of OJ and try to squeeze oranges in it.
3.Run to the bathroom. Shout as loud as you can,” GET OUT OF MY STALL! IM TRYING TO PEE, STOP LOOKING AT ME!”
4.Bring your Ipod and some portable speakers. Blast I want Candy by Aaron Carter or Barbie Girl, then dance around like a gaywad.
5. Go to the deli. Ask for one of everything because you have to feed your pet hippo.
6. Drop something glass on the floor. Yell,”BOB! HOW DARE YOU!” Start to fake cry. ((Bob is ur imaginary friend)) ((You may have to pay for what you broke, so make sure it was cheap))
7. Grab a carton of eggs. Go to the manager and ask if u can meet the sexy chicken who made those because u wanna lay some eggs.
8. Ask the manager for a free box of HoHos because you spent all your money on one last night.
9. Ask where the bathroom is and run off in the wrong direction. Return and sream at that worker for wrong directions.
10. Seven words: Pretend to talk in a different language.
11. Act like a faggot.
12. Take two apples. Put then in ur chest. Walk around like u have the coolest boobs ever.
13.Pretend to be a homie with an old woman.
14. One word: faint.
15.Walk like a gorilla. Beat your chest.
16. Play dodgeball with the fruit!
17. Squeeze yourself in front of somebody of the opposite gender.
18. Take makeup out of the protective case. Smear it ALL OVER YOURSELF.
19. Flirt with elderly of the opposite sex.
20. Dance very sluttly-like infront of somebody.
21. Steal a uniform. Possibilities are ENDLESS>
DO NOT DO SOME OF THESE, YOU COULD GET N BIG TROUBLE.
I DONT CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES READ THEM ALL March 27, 2008
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IDFC HOW LONG IT TAKES READ THEM ALL I FEL OUTTA MY CHAIR!
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to “10″.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
taking it for a “test drive.”
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from
the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”
upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
“Mission: Impossible.”
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?”
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.
51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible “sex and candy”
52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.
59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with
various funnels.
62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.
64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.
65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.
67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it!
70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!”
71. Hit on the elderly.
72. Hit on 5 year olds.
73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.
75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.
78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.
79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
friend.
80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can
83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.
84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern
person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta
Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.
85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.
86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.
87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
as fast as your can.
88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.
89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.
91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
around.
92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,
start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little
attention” Then run away crying.
93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized.
94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the zippo, just hold it closed.
95. Light a match under a spinkler.
96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get
my shot gun”. Then walk away.
97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.
Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then
walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.
98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
paid enough to do this”
99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
my mommy?”
101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.
BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.
Just like Nikki’s Ipod thing… only different. March 21, 2008
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Heyness!
Well I’ve been so bored lately so i decided to make a ipod thing like nikki did, but different.
You would get Itunes, your Ipod, or anything that shuffles music.
You wuld select your first song, then press the next button.
OK HERE”S HOW IT GOES…
It IS like a movie, just like Nikki’s.
I give all credit for this idea to Nikki.
Copy-paste off of post for yourself.
INTRODUCTION:
WAKING UP:
GETTING READY:
MEETING FRIENDS:
DRIVING TO SCHOOL WITH FRIENDS:
DITCHING CLASS:
TRAGIC EVENT: (i.e. death)
MOVING ON FROM THE TRAGIC EVENT:
THE BIG FIGHT (with a friend, bf/gf, teacher… wahtever):
SHUTTING YOURSELF OUT OF THE WORLD:
MAKING UP FROM THE FIGHT:
RESOLVING WITH ENMEY WHO CAUSED TRAGIC EVENT:
END CREDITS:
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Thanks!
xoxo,
Hilary





