This list was made by Coolhil90. The Wal*Mart one was not. DO this stuff at your local grocery store. I have not done it YET but i will.
1. Grab a cart. FIll that cart with as much flowers as possible. Go up to an old guy/ girl ((depending on your gender)) and say: “Honey, these are for you.”
2.Juggle some oranges then grab a carton of OJ and try to squeeze oranges in it.
3.Run to the bathroom. Shout as loud as you can,” GET OUT OF MY STALL! IM TRYING TO PEE, STOP LOOKING AT ME!”
4.Bring your Ipod and some portable speakers. Blast I want Candy by Aaron Carter or Barbie Girl, then dance around like a gaywad.
5. Go to the deli. Ask for one of everything because you have to feed your pet hippo.
6. Drop something glass on the floor. Yell,”BOB! HOW DARE YOU!” Start to fake cry. ((Bob is ur imaginary friend)) ((You may have to pay for what you broke, so make sure it was cheap))
7. Grab a carton of eggs. Go to the manager and ask if u can meet the sexy chicken who made those because u wanna lay some eggs.
8. Ask the manager for a free box of HoHos because you spent all your money on one last night.
9. Ask where the bathroom is and run off in the wrong direction. Return and sream at that worker for wrong directions.
10. Seven words: Pretend to talk in a different language.
11. Act like a faggot.
12. Take two apples. Put then in ur chest. Walk around like u have the coolest boobs ever.
13.Pretend to be a homie with an old woman.
14. One word: faint.
15.Walk like a gorilla. Beat your chest.
16. Play dodgeball with the fruit!
17. Squeeze yourself in front of somebody of the opposite gender.
18. Take makeup out of the protective case. Smear it ALL OVER YOURSELF.
19. Flirt with elderly of the opposite sex.
20. Dance very sluttly-like infront of somebody.
21. Steal a uniform. Possibilities are ENDLESS>
DO NOT DO SOME OF THESE, YOU COULD GET N BIG TROUBLE.
