Beech Slapping(:

Shalom, ayeeeee(:

‘Tis is the “REVISED EDITION 2008″ of Bitch Slapping. Hoe Kay. Meaning much better (beast)

So you want to bitch slap, ayy?

Well you have come to the right person. Welcome, but you must be new at this, so I’ll take it easy on you. And I’ll take you step by step.

First off here is my background.

Well of course i am da bitch slapping master! I AM DA MASTER!! (don’t be intimidated)

Referrals/Detentions: Well I can’t make the exact number now, but a LOT.

OK, well first you want to grow some guns like these *LIFTS ARMS* *BRAKES CRAYON* GRRRR. ( i perfer you not name them, because that’s just phsycotic)

Well make a list of who you hate. Perferably people smaller then you, weight limit of bitch 150 Lbs. LOL, well that’s for me because I’m small. (make sure they are not big are you’ll be the BITCH)

Narrow it down to one person. YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE ON TO MANY AT A TIME. THAT WOULD BE INTENSE!:)

Pick ‘yo bitch, and make sure you got this planned out. Don’t just attack her! First call her name then attack her.

Ex 1:

“HAYYY FATTY!”

*BITCH TURNS AROUND*

*THEN YOU SLAP HER*

LOL, well that’s how i go about doing it. Back in da day, they had no cheat sheet to this stuff i say.

Hoe Kay? Well if anyone even uses this advice, tell me how it works. LOL

If you get her inna place out of school you won’t get in trouble. (preferably the mall) Unless the bitch who has a phsyco mom that threatens to call the cops on “your white ass”. (<–true story. no lie)

MAYBE INNA FEW YEARS YOU WILL GO PRO LIKE ME AND YOU’LL EVEN BE SLAPPIN’ SOME 69 HOES!

-DEE mastRRRRRRR.

Stay In School Kids (i only say that because how else would you be able to bitch slap then?)

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