Bob the Builder (9)

Hi, it’s me, Coolhilary90/ sk8rgal101, and I’m wiritng a FAKE biography on Bob the Builder. I am writing it in real life,too. I don’t want it published. All the work on the page is COPY WRITTEN so don’t copy it. It’s MINE!!!

 

I won’t be adding just one chapter a wekk. Check up everyday, because when i ”publish”a new one, i won’t say if i did.

 

During the text there will be notes hidden in parenthses saying: {copyright CH90} kaiiz?

 

NOW, i have changed some of the real life versions because the real life ones include some personal information such as my address, email, and phone number. So no, i will not take ics of the real ones and post them on here.

                                   Chapter 1

                 When Bob the Builder was only 6 months old, his father and mother died.  They where killed by their only son, Bob. Back then Bob wasn’t known as Bob the Builder. That’s when the next part starts up. Bob was the world’s youngest Mass-murderer. He plotted  many things. When he turned three, he put his plans into action. He signed for his own T.V. show called Bob the Builder on Noggen, Nickolodeon’s toddler network. At age five he had 1,000,000 minions {copywrite CH90} a.k.a veiwers. He had taken over their minds. On his 300th {Copywrite CH90}episode, he murdered all of his talking tools and machines. Even the scarecrow.He comanded his minions to pack their stuff, and move with him. He moved to the Himalayas.  There he met Dora the Explorer, another star on Noggen. The fell in love. He married her when she was 7 and he was 9 years{copyright CH90} old. One stormy morning, Dora and Bob the Builder had twins. Two boys named Boots and Deigo. When Bob the Builder turned 11, he murdered his beloved wife and sons. He then moved to Winnie the Pooh’s Hundered Acher- Wood. There he met Kanga, and without marring her, they had a son named {copyright CH90}Roo. When Bob was 13, he murdered Kanga. He let Roo live, for he cared about him. He and Roo and hidden somewhere in ClubPenguin right now, taking over Rattybor and Sk8rgal101’s minds. They plan to take action on Febuary 1st, 2008. BEWARE! BEWARE!!!!!{copyright CH90}

 

                                  Chapter 2

Sk8rgal101 is feeding her puffles, Birgdet and Courtney. In the middle of pouring Bridget’s Puffle-O’s Sk8rgal101 shouts at the top of her lungs like a robot: Musst repair Igloo door. Summon talking tools. Rattybor appears at the door. Together, they forget about the door, and mechanically waddle up the the Dojo. Bob the builder is hiding dressed up as a ninja. He prepares to fight. “Wah-yeahhhhh,” he cries out. Sk8rgal101 was hit by one of Bob’s mind bundling spells, and cannot think. Rattybor steps up, and he traps her in a net. They Hop aboard Rockhopper’s hi-jacked ship. They put the ice-burg there, to hurt him. They sailed off to Rockhopper island. Sk8rgal101 and rattybor and secretly conversing in the back nook where they’re supposed to stay.  They whipped out their spy-phones {copywriten CH90} and dialed the Secret Agency. Agent Sportsdude90, agent Aew3796, and Agent Wolves4eva44 and Agent Meketiki ( THERE I ADDED YOU!!!) where already stationed in Rockhopper’s evil lair on ROckhopper Island. When Bob had the Ship docked, he murdered Roo. He said Roo was useless. He got Sk8rgal101 and Rattybor out of the stern. That’s when the agents took fire with their missels and Bob was hit square in the back…

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

<h1>Chapter 3</h1>

“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!,” yelled Bob. Meke snickered. “Haha, i knew we’ get away Bob!” Sk8rgal101 quickly dashed away. Bob turned around just in time to stop rattybor from moving. As he yanked the bullet out of his back he treatened to hurt rattybor with it unless she’d stop moving. But Agent Wolves was on the move, the karate-chopped (i never knew he could do that) the bullet from his hands, knocking Bob to the ground. Ratty scampered to cover of the palm trees on rockhopper island. There, Aew was waiting. She entered Rockhopper’s secret code and entered his hideaway. Too bad she didn’t shut the door. BAM! Bob threw in a granade and the entire entrace was bombed. Luckily Sk8rgal was expecting this, and she drew up a penguin force feild just in time. Nobody was injured. Springing into action, Aewopened the roof top, threw everybody jetpack fuel and they flew back to the Beacon. Too bad she left an extra jet pack and extra fuel behind… Bob was close on their trail. As the Agents quickly scampered down the stairs, they called Agent Pearey, Sk8rgal101’s close friend. Agent Pearey told Agents Sportsdude90, Tahooky, Snow 949, Abby Jr., Javallama, and Nikkis to help. Bob had backup. He had the evil mods Rsnail and Billybob with the rest of the Agency waiting at the dock. And that’s how the ClubPenguin Civil War started…

TO BE CONTINUED… AGAIN…

<h1>Chapter 4</h1>

 

 

 

“The ClubPenguin Civil war is now in it’s 5th day. Many, such as Toronto, Vital Viper, and even Gizmo have been killed. Meanwhile, we are in Sk8rgal101 and Rattybor’s tent. Sargents and Agents Aew3796, Pearey, Sportsdude90, Wolves4eva44, tahooky, Snow 949, Abyy Jr., and Javallama and all huddeled around their bunk. Sk8rgal101 is crying. “Why did it have to come to this? Stupid Bob the Builder! WHyyyyyy?????” Sportsdude90 spoke up, “Oh my GOD Hilary, stop crying! It’s not like anybody on our side has been killed! Only badly injured.” Aew spoke up next, “SPorts, be quiet! She’s only crying because she’s the entire reason for the war! Well, her and rattybor, that is.” SK8rgal101 suddenly stops crying. “I hear the war siren. We better get going… NOW!” They all grabbed their weapons and headed out of their shealter on the dock. Sure enough, there was Bob waiting, and watching. Then someboyd, who sounded like BillyBob from the other evil side yelled: “CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And the 6th day of battle began. Fighting along side with all their comrades, Sk8rgal101 and Rattybor swung their weapons and spears around themselves, eventually working their way to BillyBob. “Hil!!!!!! There’s BillyBob! We must act, now!” On the count of three they thrust their spears into his chest. Bob the Buolder saw the whole thing. He began to make his way over to the girls and their friends when Sportsdude90 and Wolves jumped out in front of them. ” YOU’LL HAVE TO KILL US FIRST TO GET TO THEM!” They shouted in unison. “Okay then, anything to make my way to the girls…”

“TO BE CONTINUED… AGAIN AGAIN AGIN!

<h1>Chapter 5</h1>

 

 

 

“Wolves and Sports did not even flinch. Rattybor and Sk8rgal101 started yelling: STOP IT! SPORTS AND WOLVES! MOVE! WE CAN TAKE IT! “NO HIL! WE WILL NAWT MOVE,” the screamed! Bob was chuckling. “ahhh… young love….” SK8rgal101 was really ticked off when he spoke those words. ” Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MEEEEE? Did yhoo say young LOVE? Will Mr. Builder, i think you’re mistaken. We’re like really good friends!” Sports and Wolves turned red in the face. They rose their weapons, all four of them, and Bob fled. Right behind him stood Daytona10, who has taken a liking to SK8rgal101. (coolhilary90___x) His eyes were in slits, and Bob turned a 90 degree turn only to run into Mswillow2u and Snow949. He turned the other direction and he was face-to- face with 999pingu111. Bob was cornered. He still had his jetpack on, so he shot upward. and snached Rattybor on his way up. “Hilary! HELP ME!!!! PLEASe!!!!!” Biob only flew higher and higher. To do something for her best friend, SK8rgal101 ran for help! Nobody could help her. When she was running, she ran smack into Xicee Iz Bac, a.k.a Xiceecube17x, one of her good friends. “XICEE! THANK GOODNESS! i SEE YHOO HAVE A JETPACK THERE, CAN i USE IT, rATTY’S UP IN THE AIR WITH bOB! i NEED TO GET HER!!!” “sure, but hurry up! I saw them head for the iceburg!”…………………Five Mnutes l8r…………………

……………..Rattybor’s veiw………………

“NO! Bob! Please don’t! DOn’t!” She was close to the edge (starts playing the song CLose to the Edge) and hungry seals where awaiting her fall. She saw a speck in the distance. It was Sk8rgal101. She was too late. SHe was plummeting off the edge…

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!! …”

 

 

 

 

<h1>Chapter 6</h1>

 

 

 

“Oh my gawdssh!!!!” Sk8rgal101 screamed. She only did it to freak Bob out. The Shark really was DirkD, one of Sk8rgal101’s spys, and he was swimming through the ENglish VChannel thing (that’s the one with the underwater tunnel, right?) oh well BACK To THE STORY As Dirk was swimming away with Rattybor, Sk8rgal101 was fighting with Bob. “On ur life, Hilary, you WILL die!!” Bob said murder-ish. “Exactly! Not on my life, but on yours!” she yelled back. PLOP her spy phone dropped into the water. “OH MY GAWD! I CANT COMMUNTCATE WITH ANYBODY NOW! AND IM STUCK HERE, ON THIS ICEBURG, WITH BOB!” She tried to yell for help but Bob was too quick. He sealed her mouth and roped up her flippers. She was trapped. SHe flung herself at Bob and tired to turn on her jet-pack with her feet. She hit the switch and- OH! it was outta fuel. SHe was trapped. Bob called in some of his comrades, including Bambi, CLifford, and Vital Viper. *gasp* VITAL! He was on our side! I guess he’s not… them Bob fired his gun heading straight for Sk8rgal101’s heart…
TO BE CONTINUED…

 

<h1>Chapter 7<h1>

“Before Hilary could do anything a flash of light flashed infront of her eyes. It blinded her for 2 whole minutes. She was being sucked into herself. Her arms were digging into her sides, her legs smooshing each other. All of a sudden, she wasn’t in a confined space anymore! SHe opened her eyes, and gasped because of brightness. She blinked a few times and saw something very familiar… only… it was… *gasp!* she was in the NightClub! AND EHMAGAWD beside her was her best friend, Aew3796, with a huge wound in her stomach. “OH MY GAWD! AMY!” SK8rgal101 cried. “h-h–hilary… get… help… n.o..w… im dying…. i need help!” SHe didn’t know what to do, but she knew her twinny Fuflle could do the job and do it right. SHe used her telepathy with Fuflle and called her to the nightclub and told her it was urgent. SHe also called DIrkD, WOlves4eva, Meketiki,Rattybor, and SNow949. Fuflle did everything she could to save Aew. It just wasn’t working. SK8rgal101 lifted Aew on her back and took her back to her tent. There was no hope. All the comrades could do was pray for Aew3796.

<h1>Chapter 8</h1>

 

“…one month later…
Amy is ok, she has a big wound in her side though. The war has been at ease, no more daily battles, yet it is still going on. Bob is currently trying to sneak into Fuflle’s tent. As doing so, he has a Bren LMG gun cocked, rocked, and ready to rock. TOO BAD Fuflle is currently in the General’s meeting with Sk8rgal101, Sportsdude90, Rattybor Aew3796, and Sanity1. Currently they are discussing a private attack on Billybob, trying to turn him onto our side. “Guys, tonight, we sneak into their camp, fully armed, and very quite. We tell him: Billybob, we are not here to harm you. If we were, you’d be dead. All we ask is that you come back to our side, with all of your other Mod friends, and help us defeat Bob the Builder. If you do not, you will be killed. If you are a spy or a turn-coat, you will be hung. Come with us Billybob,” Sk8rgal101 stragitally plans. ” That’s such a good plan!” Fuflle almost screams. “Pssssssshyeahhhhh if it works,” Aew3796 piped up. “Amy, shut up, it’ll work,” SPortsdude90 commented. We all looked at Sanity. “DO you think it’l work?” “We’ll see,” he answered. Later that night they were sneaking off to his campsite.“

 

<h1>Chapter 9</h1>

The bushed were fire red and just starting to bloom. They rustled quietly as Sk8rgal101 and Doodlebug snuck off to BillyBob’s Tent. Sportsdude90 and Fuflle were alreayd there, and Amy was monitering Bob. Currently, Bob was shopping at Juicy Couture. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SK8rgal101 and DOodlebug had just reached BillyBob’s tent when a HUGE hissing cockroach ((teehee)) jumped up! Pulling out their spy phones, which now had super-sexy lazer beams, and shot them directly at the cockroaches’ heart. He would lay there at Absolute Zero, where time STOPS for that thing, for at least 30 years. They entered BillyBob’s tent, and roped him up, even if he was still sleeping. “Wha- wha the HECK are you reatards DOING to me?” BillyBob asked frantically. Sternly, and I mean VERY STERNLY, Sk8rgal101 answered,”You have BETRAYED us. Come back to our side, leave this DARK SIDE, come back. You MUST come bac to us BillyBob. Please. I will be your leader, as I am with everybody else, but it is better for youif you just STICK with us. Bob was planning to MURDER you. ((Bob is currently as Neiman Marcus)) So please, please come join us.” The minute she said that BillyBob said, ” I’m sorry, i can’t. I will NEVER JOIN YOU. You are HORRIBLE and i-i-i am in LOVE with Bob.” After he said that, Aew took her spyphone’s lazer and froze BillyBob for the next 1,000,000 years. “LET’S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND.” SK8rgal101 shouted, and Bob was teleported there, right in front of her. “We meet again, Hilary.” He said,”I am glad. Because i must tell you something.” *he takes a short, deep breath.* “Hilary—– I am your father.”